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January 2011

Jan 31, 20113 notes
#Like a boss #Life #The Lonely Island #Lyrics #Quotes
would rather be a pirate or a ninja?

Ninja for sho! All acrobatic doing flips and shit! & getting to use awesome weapons!

What are pirates? A bunch of homos on a boat, searching for treasure and gold and then losing it in a royally gayed out battle.. not to mention their outfits! and retarded choice of speaking.. What is with the parrot on the shoulder? & lastly why do pirates have to have at least one wooden leg and one hook for an arm.

I think Pirates are on some really good crack which effects their retinas and plays tricks on their mental and physical parts..

“Yo ho.. I’m on boat! with me lads and me gold” - Cool Story bro!, I’m a ninja on a dolphin doing Flips and shit.

Ask me anything and I will answer it the best way possible.

Jan 31, 2011
Do you enjoy Herping or Derping?

Bit of both actually.. Depends how bad my eyes move apart and if I am.. TRIPPING BALLS.

Jan 31, 2011
“In a recent interview Nicole “Snookie” Polizzi says she no longer refered to as Snookie, yeah.. Snooki says from now on she likes to be called “That Slutty Orange thing” —Conan O’Brian
Jan 24, 20112 notes
#Conan #O'Brian #Joke #Epic #Jersey Shore
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Jan 23, 2011
#weird #Dream #Journal #Chuck #Lester Patel #Raj #Nutbush City Limits
Retarded dream was retarded

Had a Weird dream about Raj  from BBT..he was dancing around like a umm shit what are they called? like dancers you see in musicals;  jumping over couches and stuff then gives me a list of groceries to buy from Dandenong Plaza I get to the plaza and my teacher walks past and says: “STOP RIGHT THERE!” tells me to spread my legs and bop to the beat.. I reply with “What beat” and then starts.. PLAYING THE NUTBUSH SONG  and says “DANCE!”

FYI THIS WAS THE SONG PLAYING WAS: http://d.pr/PfQH

I woke up with the biggest Derp face you can think of.

Jan 23, 2011
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Jan 19, 20119 notes
#The Hangover #Cop #Crazy #NOT UP IN HERE! #BEST PART IN THIS SCENE
Jan 18, 201116 notes
#Community #The IT Crowd #Abed #Danny Pudi
Why do I have this in my head..

 It’s not even a real language but it’s so fun to say! 

“En Taro Adun Executor”

:/

Jan 18, 2011
#Starcraft #Quote #Brain #Mushed #Need #Help
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Jan 15, 20112 notes
#Community #Sneak Peek #Video #Awesome
Jan 15, 201115,126 notes
#bruce almighty #Movie #jim carey #Clothes Strip
NBC's Community



I just finished catching up on this show from season 1 to Season 2’s Xmas Special and I loved every minute of it! If you really need a new show with heaps of laughs you need to get into Community!.. Like Now!

The Best Characters are Troy and Abed:



Best Episodes have to be: Modern Warfare, Epidemiology & Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas

I can’t wait for this show to return.

Jan 14, 2011
#Community #FTW #Show #awesomeness
The paintball episode of Community

grahamkraqer:

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was the best episode.

of anything.

EVER.

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Yes.. Yesssssssssssssss! I was in Awe throughout the whole episode!

Jan 13, 20118 notes
#Community #Paintball #Episode #Modern Warfare
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Jan 13, 20118,705 notes
#fast #reader #also #loves #Oompa Loompas #talented
Jan 13, 201143,681 notes
#Awesomeness #Photo #The Lonely Island #likeaboss
Jan 12, 20114,554 notes
#Funny #Photo #She's Out of My League
Jan 12, 20112,736 notes
#Inception #Mean Girls #Style
Jan 11, 201159 notes
#Modern Family #Phil #Luke #Dunphy #Convo
Jan 10, 20112 notes
#127 Hours #Danny Boyle #James Franco
So the Microsoft Surface is coming..

Cool story bro.. this is what microsoft have been working on:

But this is going to be the reality:

Jan 10, 2011
#Microsoft Surface #Destined to fail #Wii #Sadface
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