So I am on my way from Sydney to Melbourne via bus.. And there seems to only be 5 people on board the giant bus.
Moving on, The Bus smells weird.. Like ugh shit.. My god it’s gross.. Someone is taking a shit and it’s coming through the toilet room.. I can’t open a window or anything..
Think I’m gonna vomit.. I am sitting right near the back.. Right near the toilet.. Holy crap my nose is runny because of the fuming piles of shit!
WTF do I do?